what fun is being cool if you cant wear a sombrero

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foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

Posted 1 hour ago With 234,062 notes

970

bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

Posted 2 hours ago With 106,725 notes

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teamalphari:

tha-sass-queen:

teamalphari:

don’t believe any boy who says “i’m not like other guys” unless he has snow-white hair, glowin green eyes and can walk through walls, disappear and fly 

So, technically, Jack Frost with green eyes

literally quoting the danny phantom theme song word for word

Posted 2 hours ago With 115,869 notes

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merkiplier:

o///w///o you’re too kind

gutter-whores:

i need some physical affection and 3 bottles of vodka 

Posted 2 hours ago With 290,700 notes

puto1:

puto1:

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it’s almost spoopy time.

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it’s spoopy time

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Posted 2 hours ago With 61,472 notes